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do-not-touch-my-food:

Pasta Alfredo

do-not-touch-my-food:

Pasta Alfredo


thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 

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bastardlybrendan:


I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things…

bastardlybrendan:

I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things…

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saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite…

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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posted 22 hours ago - 210,957 notes (originally from satans-advocate)

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  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Do you like someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
  • posted 1 day ago - 311,866 notes (originally from oxlips)

    meowstics:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

good

    meowstics:

    australian-government:

    john green have had enough of your shit

    good

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    rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

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    posted 1 day ago - 287,406 notes (originally from primisthebomb)

    Iron Man Trilogy + The Avengers : Iron Man 3Tony’s smile

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    posted 1 day ago - 2,963 notes (originally from ave-stark)

    Handwriting Meme

    askboxmemes:

    1. Handwrite your name.
    2. Handwrite your Tumblr URL.
    3. Handwrite your blog title.
    4. Handwrite your Tumblr crushes.
    5. Handwrite your favorite season of the year.
    6. Handwrite what color shirt you’re wearing right now.
    7. Handwrite your favorite actresses and actors.
    8. Handwrite your favorite TV shows.
    9. Handwrite your favorite bands/singers.
    10. Handwrite your favorite songs.
    11. Handwrite your favorite number.
    12. Handwrite the country you currently live in.
    13. Handwrite the country you were born in.
    14. Handwrite “hello”.
    15. Handwrite your name in the hand that you do NOT normally use.
    16. Handwrite 3 words that sum you up.
    17. Handwrite the first 10 words that come to mind.
    18. Handwrite a message to your followers.
    19. Handwrite my url

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    posted 1 day ago - 45,371 notes (originally from askboxmemes)

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    posted 1 day ago - 342 notes (originally from revolution9o9)

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    posted 1 day ago - 6,461 notes (originally from bellpickle)

    Yasssss.

    Yasssss.